Ever wonder what a Six Sigma Thanksgiving would be like? Here’s a glimpse . . .

99.9997% of the turkey would get eaten so you don’t have to eat turkey sandwiches every day for the next two weeks

99.9997% of the mashed potatoes won’t have lumps

99.9997% of the desserts taste great and have no calories

99.9997% of the dishes get washed by someone else

and best of all, 99.9997% of your family gets along with one another (yeah right)

May you all have a Six Sigma Thanksgiving!